Hop Into The Weird & Wonderful This Easter!
 
Get ready for a rabbit hole of oddities with our eggstraordinary Easter BUN-anza Boxes! We've stuffed these collections with the quirky, the curious, and the downright cool – perfect for anyone who thinks regular Easter baskets are bo-ring!
 
Tired of gifting boring chocolate eggs that are devoured and forgotten in minutes? Easter doesn't have to be all about sugar headaches and foil wrappers! Our BUN-anza Boxes are the anti-boring Easter gift that keeps on giving long after the chocolate bunnies have met their demise!
 
Unleash your inner oddity collector with our original Easter BUN-anza Box ($150, Total Value: $200+), packed with treasures that make chocolate eggs look basic:
 
Sleek black magnetic keepsake box for storing your weird finds (or hiding them from judgmental relatives)
Taxidermy chick that's the cutest little fluffy specimen that never needs feeding
Rabbit skull because nothing says "Happy Easter" like a perfectly cleaned bunny cranium
2 premium rabbit skins that are super soft, randomly colored, and guaranteed to make guests ask "Is that real?!"
Rabbit fur keychain plush so you'll never lose your keys again
Chick keychain for when one animal keychain just isn't enough (we get it!)
Easter-themed stickers to slap on everything you own
Golden Easter egg surprise to crack open for a random oddity worth $15-50 (way better than chocolate!)
 
For the serious collector (or someone with excellent taste in the bizarre), our Easter BUN-anza Box: Premium ($350, Total Value: $420+) includes ALL of the above PLUS:
 
The famous "Derpy Rabbit" taxidermy – our signature slightly-off-but-that's-why-we-love-it rabbit that will become the undisputed star of your oddities collection! Each has its own unique "what am I looking at?" expression that's guaranteed to spark conversation!
 
These complete boxes make the PERFECT gift when you're stumped on what to buy! No more wandering aimlessly through stores looking for something "different" – we've done all the weird work for you! Just order, gift, and watch their face light up with a mix of shock, delight, and "where did you FIND this?!" All in one box – no assembly, no extra shopping, just pure oddity joy!
 
We personally select each component with care, hand-picking color combinations that complement each other perfectly. Your box will be uniquely yours – a one-of-a-kind collection assembled with our signature quirky attention to detail!
 
⚠️ EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION! JUST 6 OF EACH BOX WILL EVER EXIST! ⚠️
 
When we say limited, we mean LIMITED. Only 6 people on the entire planet will own each version of these extraordinary collections. These aren't just rare – they're practically extinct before they even launch! Collectors, this is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
 
Pre-orders open 15th March 2025
Pre-orders close MIDNIGHT 6th April 2025 (or when sold out – whichever comes first!)
Boxes will ship on 7th April 2025 to ensure delivery in time for Easter
Once they're gone, they're GONE FOREVER
 
Order now or join the ranks of those who'll be messaging us later begging us to make more (spoiler: we won't).
 
P.S. These boxes are a total steal at these prices. You're basically making money by buying one. That's just math.